Body Image Fail.

This is what my closet looked like when I left for work one day last week.  It was "jeans day".  So technically this could have been any day of the week...however, this just happened to be a Friday.  Don't worry.  I didn't wear Crocs. 

I tried on all of these jeans, only to be disgusted with the fit of each and every pair.  I won't tell you what size these jeans are.  I have no right to complain about being "fat".  But when it comes to jeans, my non-existent posterior seems too big, my toned thighs seem huge, and the waist? Don't get me started.

Clearly, I have issues. 

My (rather pathetic) collection of jeans and I go through this every week.  Maybe I just need to buy new jeans?  The ones on the floor were bought any time between 2006 and 2011.   

 I think I'm just holding onto the darn things for too long.  I don't know what I'm trying to prove.  Being able to fit into jeans from when I was 20 is one thing (And I DO fit into them, thankyouverymuch.), but they just don't fit the same way.  I guess it has been 6 years...

O-m-geeeee....jeans are so uncomfortable.  They just put me in a bad mood.  I wrote this a year ago about my distaste for jeans.  Any agreement from blogland?  Or am I, as my mother always said, "crazy"???

Are there particular brands that you recommend??  I've got a little bit of everything on my closet floor right now.  

This is what I'm supposed to be doing, remember?! [via]