So if that doesn't make you feel bad for me...
He doesn't leave the phone on all the time, so we don't get to talk all the time because of the time difference. But it's nice for him to have as he travels.
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Listening to this song on the radio...
Scott: All you have to do to be a rapper is say things three times.
Me: Okay.
Scott: Don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em... you ain't even gotta tell 'em. See? Three times?
Me: Can we change this now?
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A dog jumps onto the bed in the middle of the night.
Scott: Which one is it?
Me: I don't know.
Scott: Pet it.
Scout and Jett have very different fur and that's how you can tell them apart in the middle of the night.
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Scott: What are you getting me at Costco?
Me: Salmon.
Scott: What kind of salmon?
Me: …pink.
Scott: …..
Me: chum…
Scott:…..
Me: Red.
Scott: Otherwise known as…?
Me: Sockeye.
Scott: And none of that God awful Atlantic salmon. Don't come home with that.
I was playing dumb there. There are 5 rankings of salmon. King/chinook, Silver/coho, Red/sockeye, Pink/humpback, Chum/dog. You don't want to actually eat the pink or the chum. That's the stuff they make dog food out of. You can take Kristin out of Alaska, but…
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As we're driving out of the driveway with the dogs…
Scott speaking for Jett:
You never let me go anywhere.
Me: Get in the back.
Scott speaking for Jett:
But there's so much to see!
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On my birthday…
Scott: We're getting old. Like, really old.
Me: Maybe you are. You're older.
A few minutes later..
Scott: You know I'm only like 6 weeks older than you, right? You're aware of that?
Me: Different year. You're much older.
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TGIF.
