In lieu of real stuff and things, here's some funny stuff and things.
Followed by a picture of my dog because that's just the way things work around here.
Sometimes when my students have trouble mastering something simple like pushing in a chair or folding a piece of paper in half, I just think, "Oh dear."
I saw this and thought of today's youth.
Speaking of kids…
This is one of the funniest books I've ever read. I actually struggle when reading it aloud because I'll start laughing. I'm convinced it was actually written for adults.
An excerpt:
"My Aunt Bunny is married to my Uncle Vern", he said. "Aunt Bunny has a lot of--"
Mr. Scary quick held up his hand.
"Yes Sheldon, we know. You've told us many interesting things about your Aunt Bunny, but right now we don't need to hear any more about your Aunt Bunny's--"
"Skull tattoos", said Sheldon.
"Please sit down", said Mr. Scary.
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Okay, this is long but we laughed for quite awhile at some of these answers…
Specifically, #3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 13, 14…also #18. That one is all me.
I hate it when I look like an idiot and it's the fault of an overzealous computer scanner. The person walking over to help usually looks a little too smug as they punch in the code.
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And this snooty little thing is refusing to eat these days. Flat-out will not eat his food. He knows that we give him things like blueberries, green beans, and popcorn and he's holding out for the human food. Talk about smug!
I put some Cheerios on top of his food the other day to entice him. He picked the Cheerios off, ate them, and then trotted away.
